Whine: 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior (Hardcover)
Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rosé for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk.
Whine includes 50 perfect pairings to matchyour child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA!
So whether you like your "juice" from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.
Jennifer Todryk is the sarcastic redhead behind the popular parenting blog Life as a Rambling Redhead. She had only been blogging for seven weeks when her post, "Top 6 Wines That Pair Best with Your Child's Crappy Behavior," went viral. She lives in Dallas, Texas, with her husband, two child-beasts, and a master's degree in sarcasm.
"Whether you like your 'juice' from the glass, from the bottle, or from the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through parenting"—Gift Focus magazine